Chapter 995 Fuck Me Crazy Soldier Brother:>Ep44

• "How did you...this is not possible...I didn't...!"
• Gerry beckoned me over, so I slipped a robe on and joined him on the couch, sitting on his lap while Mike remained seated opposite us, gulping like a goldfish.
• "It's quite simple, Mike," I began, "it's a variation on an old TV show, called 'You've Been Framed'; I like to think of it as 'You're Going To Get Fucked', and it goes like this: you leave me, my family, and all my friends alone forever, you do as you're told and keep your mouth shut, or Special Branch, Military Intelligence, The Fraud Squad, Parliament, every single tabloid, and your boss at the Joint Chiefs are all going to get those papers, and a lot more besides, detailing how you stole thirty million pounds of sorely needed defence funds from our valiant, undersupplied, overstretched soldiers, who are at this very moment having to do without, so very far from home, while you sit on your fat arse and smirk at how cleverly you picked their pockets."